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I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

The Girl in the Fireplace

You’ve swallowed a planet! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

The Idiot’s Lantern

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

  • Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.
  • No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
  • No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

The Big Bang

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Silence in the Library

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

  1. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.
  2. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
  3. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
  4. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
Amy’s Choice

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Fear Her

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Saving the world with meals on wheels. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

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